Daddy picks up keychain from the table.

Daddy: Who bought this for you?
Me: My boyfriend.

Looks at what’s written on it.

Daddy: Wah, always on my mind. Who’s your boyfriend?
Me: The person who bought that for me lor.

Looks at reverse side.

Daddy: Your boyfriend is a girl?
Me: Ya.
Daddy: You’re a les?
Me: How did you know?
Daddy: KaiLin is a girl what. Never mind, like that I wouldn’t have to worry about marrying you off.

-.-

Tell me which father tells the daughter that?! Shouldn't he be worried that no one wants me?!

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